NovaKing

i am the big cheese!
fear my camembert!!!

*goes back to lurk in his hole of immense-darkness to plot his epic return to power*

dude, you should get rid of the cheese.

girls dont like that...atleast so i am told....

;)

untrue - cheese is cool as long as it isn't stinky (like most male locker
rooms)

non-stinky cheese is sacrilegious and has no power. are you implying that i'm
some kind of brie?

oh ok... who cut the cheese?!?!

nacho isn't a cheese!

now, i do love my brie and camembert,
but you've gotta love a nice bitey blue vein.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

*mum does a little jiggy dance, singing*
"i coaxed out azriel, i coaxed out azriel"

actually, that was me who did that...

/mum blushes

i don't know what you're talking about 😉

i like my cheese from alternate mammals - asiago, e.g.

thanks aydin - i'm always up for a new culinary delight, and yes, i am on the
north american tectonic plate. since i'm a diver, i should at some point
attempt to procure milk from a sea mammal and curdle it. sorry numaris - no
monotremes.

there - is this a better time for you guys? i work evenings so 3 am, 3 pm,
it's all the same to me. my house always has lights on. i was seriously
thinking about making my own cheese. i live in dairy country -
cow/goat/sheep. i currently make soap, shampoo, and candles, so i figured it
couldn't be much harder. i'm also looking into a wine making experiment. any
of you guys like wine?

oh, forgot - nova king, to whom this running diatribe is dedicated, i just
scanned over a few of your past posts and replies. you are a minimalist
speaker of the truth. i love the way you think.

wow. azriel... are you still alive??!?!?!? :-o

all this talk of cheese .... whatever happened to the novaking lovein theme? 😛

novaking way!

much love to all the funny man fans.
funny man for admin in 2009.