True Confessions Thread...

i am an idiot

me 2

ok i confess... i watched live tv today with commercials. i am ashamed of myself.

i like hair.

i like being a complete arsehole to idiots.

not much of a revelation, considering the nature of a lot of my posts here 😉

i like being a complete arsehole to arseholes... arsehole.

i like big butts and i can not lie
you other brothers can't deny
that when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
and a round thing in your face........ :d

digger50 ftw!

true confessions eh... well i have one.


i am the real god.

i did not smoke pot.

"was having sex with the wife, and was fantasizing about having sex with the wife."


no ma'am

lmao!

i'm learning japanese just for the chicks. i got it bad, i know.

i don't usually pay for my leaching bandwidth. or seeding bandwidth, or
surfing... 😉

i saw an old lady fall over on the bus recently and had to get off at the next
stop because i was laughing so hard i thought i was going to be sick.

i know it was wrong but damn she flew. it was like something off home alone.

shame on me

"true" confession

i sent a nut laced with ghb in hopes that one of the execs stupid enough there
to actually have renewed jericho would get ravaged over.. and over again.

last summer, me and two friends were driving home from a party. i had to much to
drink, but i drove anyway.
i mean hey, i had to get my car home somehow, right? what was i supposed to do?
take the bus, or what???
anyway, it was dark and i was driving to fast and suddenly there was this guy.
he came out of nowhere! i didn't see him!! i didn't mean for this to happen!!!!
since nobody saw us, and the police would never have believed us that it was an
accident, we decided the body had to disappear!
luckily there was a nearby lake . . .
the body was never found, but now, one year later, i received a strange letter . . .