EM EM EM EM EM!!!!!

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mum's taste is not for the young of mind









hey santa claus you cunt!

where's me fucking bike?

i've unwrapped all this other junk and there's nothing that i like.

i wrote you a fucking letter and i come to see you twice

ya worn out geriatric fart, you forgot me fucking bike.

if i wanted a pair of bloody thongs, i'd have bloody asked.

and this cowboy suit and ping pong set you can shove right up your arse!

you've stuffed me bloody order up

it's enough to make you spew

and i'm not the only one who's snakey

me sisters dirty too!

(female voice)
hey santa clause you cunt!

where's me fucking pram?

you promised me you'd bring me one, you remember who i am.

'cause i'm the little girl who you made sit right on your hand

i'll give you fucking ho ho ho

you forgot me fucking pram

(male voice)
next time i come to see ya, i'm gonna punch you in the guts

and i'll let your fucking reihndeer go and kick rudolf in the nuts!

you just wait 'till next year, when you go to that store

and me and me little sister, come stomping through the door

and we'll say, yeah you wait for it

hey mums and dads you smell his breath and check his bloodshot eyes

and don't listen to him boys and girls 'cause he tells fucking lies

he's just a piss tank and a pervert, and he's not even very bright

'cause the old fucking wanker forgot me fucking bike.

you wait you old cunt, i'm gonna dob you in

tell me old man on you, he's gonna punch your fucking lights out

"i saw mummy sucking santa clause"

apart from a few minor mistakes, yep, that's the one!!!! 😂

ta heaps. i'm starting on it too now 🙂

why are there so many songs about rainbows?


and whats on the other side?

sci, what state are you in?

sober

you know what. as soon as i posted that, i knew what the answer would be!!!!
i was just wondering what form it would be in 🙂

the truth is out there ...

i'm hopeless at this game. i forget names & quotes a half hour after watching
a bloody show, i'm that bad. on the other hand, my hubby is great at it
(quotes, just to clarify 😉)

but in this instance, google is my friend.

sam & max.
(i've never heard of them.)

finally finished downloading kevin. couldn't resist listening to santa for old
times sake. i'd forgotten half of them too. like pubic hair, and mick, me
mate the master farter.
come to think of it, my brother gave me a dvd copy of kevin in ireland. i
think the show was called dilligaf. i must upload that somewhere for you
guys. when i figure out how.
and i just got another dvd (again from my legendary brother) by an american?
comedian called jeff dunham. he's a ventriloquist, and funny as hell. and
only about 2 weeks after watching the entire thing at my brothers, hubby gets
an email with a snippet of his act.

:lol:
living next door to alan.

bloody classic!!

sure are,

i like cats . . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3u0udlh974

then *must* watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jynbex_kg8

and a random

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30coklq_pa0

:)

:) love it

i seem to remember yellow snow when i was about 5yo . . .

'open saskatuan'??
mine, mine, mine.
i'm rich, i'm wealthy, i'm independantly well off.