Charlie is a well-to-do bachelor with a house at the beach, a Jaguar in the front, and an easy way with women. His casual Malibu lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up; finally. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around. After the death of his brother, Alan Harper meets and befriends a lonely young man named Walden Schmidt who turns out to be a billionaire. Unable to afford his brother's home, Alan sells Walden the house, and as a way of showing his gratitude, Walden allows Alan and his son Jake to move in with him.
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Two and a Half Men Airs: Thursday
Two and a Half Men Status: Ended
TWO AND A HALF MEN - General Information
Series Premiere: September 22, 2003 Classification: Scripted Genre: Action | Comedy | Romance Network: CBS Airs: Thursday at 09:00 pm Runtime: 30 Minutes
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 1 -- 24 Episodes
1x1 -- Sep 22, 2003 -- Pilot 1x2 -- Sep 29, 2003 -- Big Flappy Bastards 1x3 -- Oct 06, 2003 -- Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 1x4 -- Oct 13, 2003 -- If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap 1x5 -- Oct 20, 2003 -- The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump 1x6 -- Oct 27, 2003 -- Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 1x7 -- Nov 03, 2003 -- If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 1x8 -- Nov 10, 2003 -- Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful 1x9 -- Nov 17, 2003 -- Phase One, Complete 1x10 -- Nov 24, 2003 -- Merry Thanksgiving 1x11 -- Dec 15, 2003 -- Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 1x12 -- Jan 05, 2004 -- Camel Filters + Pheromones 1x13 -- Jan 12, 2004 -- Sarah Like Puny Alan 1x14 -- Feb 02, 2004 -- I Can't Afford Hyenas 1x15 -- Feb 09, 2004 -- Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick (1) 1x16 -- Feb 16, 2004 -- That Was Saliva, Alan (2) 1x17 -- Feb 23, 2004 -- Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 1x18 -- Mar 01, 2004 -- An Old Flame with a New Wick 1x19 -- Mar 22, 2004 -- I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 1x20 -- Apr 19, 2004 -- Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 1x21 -- May 03, 2004 -- No Sniffing, No Wowing 1x22 -- May 10, 2004 -- My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 1x23 -- May 17, 2004 -- Just Like Buffalo 1x24 -- May 24, 2004 -- Can You Feel My Finger?
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 2 -- 24 Episodes
2x1 -- Sep 20, 2004 -- Back Off, Mary Poppins 2x2 -- Sep 27, 2004 -- Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 2x3 -- Oct 04, 2004 -- A Bag Full of Jawea 2x4 -- Oct 11, 2004 -- Go Get Mommy's Bra 2x5 -- Oct 18, 2004 -- Bad News from the Clinic? 2x6 -- Oct 25, 2004 -- The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 2x7 -- Nov 08, 2004 -- A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 2x8 -- Nov 15, 2004 -- Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 2x9 -- Nov 22, 2004 -- Yes, Monsignor 2x10 -- Nov 29, 2004 -- The Salmon Under My Sweater 2x11 -- Dec 13, 2004 -- Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 2x12 -- Jan 03, 2005 -- A Lung Full of Alan 2x13 -- Jan 17, 2005 -- Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow 2x14 -- Jan 31, 2005 -- Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts 2x15 -- Feb 07, 2005 -- Smell the Umbrella Stand 2x16 -- Feb 14, 2005 -- Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 2x17 -- Feb 21, 2005 -- Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 2x18 -- Mar 07, 2005 -- It was 'Mame,' Mom 2x19 -- Mar 21, 2005 -- A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 2x20 -- Apr 18, 2005 -- I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 2x21 -- May 02, 2005 -- A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 2x22 -- May 09, 2005 -- That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 2x23 -- May 16, 2005 -- Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 2x24 -- May 23, 2005 -- Does This Smell Funny to You?
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 3 -- 24 Episodes
3x1 -- Sep 19, 2005 -- Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 3x2 -- Sep 26, 2005 -- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 3x3 -- Oct 03, 2005 -- Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 3x4 -- Oct 10, 2005 -- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 3x5 -- Oct 17, 2005 -- We Called It Mr. Pinky 3x6 -- Oct 24, 2005 -- Hi, Mr. Horned One 3x7 -- Nov 07, 2005 -- Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 3x8 -- Nov 14, 2005 -- That Voodoo That I Do Do 3x9 -- Nov 21, 2005 -- Madame and Her Special Friend 3x10 -- Nov 28, 2005 -- Something Salted and Twisted 3x11 -- Dec 19, 2005 -- Santa's Village of the Damned 3x12 -- Jan 09, 2006 -- That Special Tug 3x13 -- Jan 23, 2006 -- Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 3x14 -- Feb 06, 2006 -- Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 3x15 -- Feb 27, 2006 -- My Tongue Is Meat 3x16 -- Mar 06, 2006 -- Ergo, the Booty Call 3x17 -- Mar 13, 2006 -- The Unfortunate Little Schnauser 3x18 -- Mar 20, 2006 -- The Spit-Covered Cobbler 3x19 -- Apr 10, 2006 -- Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 3x20 -- Apr 24, 2006 -- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 3x21 -- May 01, 2006 -- And the Plot Moistens 3x22 -- May 08, 2006 -- Just Once with Aunt Sophie 3x23 -- May 15, 2006 -- Arguments for the Quickie 3x24 -- May 22, 2006 -- That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 4 -- 24 Episodes
4x1 -- Sep 18, 2006 -- Working for Caligula 4x2 -- Sep 25, 2006 -- Who's Vod Kanockers? 4x3 -- Oct 02, 2006 -- The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 4x4 -- Oct 09, 2006 -- A Pot Smoking Monkey 4x5 -- Oct 16, 2006 -- A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 4x6 -- Oct 23, 2006 -- Apologies for the Frivolity 4x7 -- Nov 06, 2006 -- Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 4x8 -- Nov 13, 2006 -- Release the Dogs 4x9 -- Nov 20, 2006 -- Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 4x10 -- Nov 27, 2006 -- Kissing Abraham Lincoln 4x11 -- Dec 11, 2006 -- Walnuts and Demerol 4x12 -- Jan 08, 2007 -- Castrating Sheep in Montana 4x13 -- Jan 22, 2007 -- Don't Worry, Speed Racer 4x14 -- Feb 05, 2007 -- That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 4x15 -- Feb 12, 2007 -- My Damn Stalker 4x16 -- Feb 19, 2007 -- Young People Have Phlegm Too 4x17 -- Feb 26, 2007 -- I Merely Slept with a Commie 4x18 -- Mar 19, 2007 -- It Never Rains in Hooterville 4x19 -- Apr 09, 2007 -- Smooth As a Ken Doll 4x20 -- Apr 16, 2007 -- Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 4x21 -- Apr 23, 2007 -- Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 4x22 -- Apr 30, 2007 -- Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 4x23 -- May 07, 2007 -- Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin 4x24 -- May 14, 2007 -- Prostitutes and Gelato
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 5 -- 19 Episodes
5x1 -- Sep 24, 2007 -- Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 5x2 -- Oct 01, 2007 -- Media Room Slash Dungeon 5x3 -- Oct 08, 2007 -- Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 5x4 -- Oct 15, 2007 -- City of Great Racks 5x5 -- Oct 22, 2007 -- Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 5x6 -- Oct 29, 2007 -- Help Daddy Find His Toenail 5x7 -- Nov 05, 2007 -- Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 5x8 -- Nov 12, 2007 -- Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 5x9 -- Nov 19, 2007 -- Tight's Good 5x10 -- Nov 26, 2007 -- Kinda Like Necrophilia 5x11 -- Mar 17, 2008 -- Meander to Your Dander 5x12 -- Mar 24, 2008 -- A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 5x13 -- Mar 31, 2008 -- The Soil Is Moist 5x14 -- Apr 14, 2008 -- Winky-Dink Time 5x15 -- Apr 21, 2008 -- Rough Night in Hump Junction 5x16 -- Apr 28, 2008 -- Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty 5x17 -- May 05, 2008 -- Fish in a Drawer 5x18 -- May 12, 2008 -- If My Hole Could Talk 5x19 -- May 19, 2008 -- Waiting for the Right Snapper
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 6 -- 24 Episodes
6x1 -- Sep 22, 2008 -- Taterhead Is Our Love Child 6x2 -- Sep 29, 2008 -- Pie Hole, Herb 6x3 -- Oct 06, 2008 -- Damn You, Eggs Benedict 6x4 -- Oct 13, 2008 -- The Flavin' and the Mavin' 6x5 -- Oct 20, 2008 -- A Jock Strap in Hell 6x6 -- Nov 03, 2008 -- It's Always Nazi Week 6x7 -- Nov 10, 2008 -- Best H.O. Money Can Buy 6x8 -- Nov 17, 2008 -- Pinocchio's Mouth 6x9 -- Nov 24, 2008 -- The Mooch at the Boo 6x10 -- Dec 08, 2008 -- He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 6x11 -- Dec 15, 2008 -- The Devil's Lube 6x12 -- Jan 12, 2009 -- Thank God for Scoliosis 6x13 -- Jan 19, 2009 -- I Think You Offended Don 6x14 -- Feb 02, 2009 -- David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 6x15 -- Feb 09, 2009 -- I'd Like to Start with the Cat 6x16 -- Mar 02, 2009 -- She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 6x17 -- Mar 09, 2009 -- The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 6x18 -- Mar 16, 2009 -- My Son's Enormous Head 6x19 -- Mar 30, 2009 -- The Two Finger Rule 6x20 -- Apr 13, 2009 -- Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 6x21 -- Apr 27, 2009 -- Above Exalted Cyclops 6x22 -- May 04, 2009 -- Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 6x23 -- May 11, 2009 -- Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth 6x24 -- May 18, 2009 -- Baseball with Better Steroids
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 7 -- 22 Episodes
7x1 -- Sep 21, 2009 -- 818-jklpuzo 7x2 -- Sep 28, 2009 -- Whipped Unto the Third Generation 7x3 -- Oct 05, 2009 -- Mmm, Fish. Yum. 7x4 -- Oct 12, 2009 -- Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 7x5 -- Oct 19, 2009 -- For the Sake of the Child 7x6 -- Nov 02, 2009 -- Give Me Your Thumb 7x7 -- Nov 09, 2009 -- Untainted by Filth 7x8 -- Nov 16, 2009 -- Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 7x9 -- Nov 23, 2009 -- Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 7x10 -- Dec 07, 2009 -- That's Why They Call It Ball Room 7x11 -- Dec 14, 2009 -- Warning, It's Dirty 7x12 -- Jan 11, 2010 -- Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 7x13 -- Jan 18, 2010 -- Yay, No Polyps! 7x14 -- Feb 01, 2010 -- Crude and Uncalled For 7x15 -- Feb 08, 2010 -- Aye, Aye, Captain 7x16 -- Mar 01, 2010 -- Tinkle Like a Princess 7x17 -- Mar 08, 2010 -- I Found Your Moustache 7x18 -- Mar 22, 2010 -- Ixnay on the Oggie Day 7x19 -- Apr 12, 2010 -- Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 7x20 -- May 10, 2010 -- I Called Him Magoo 7x21 -- May 17, 2010 -- Gumby with a Pokey 7x22 -- May 24, 2010 -- This Is Not Gonna End Well
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 8 -- 16 Episodes
8x1 -- Sep 20, 2010 -- Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 8x2 -- Sep 27, 2010 -- A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 8x3 -- Oct 04, 2010 -- A Pudding-Filled Cactus 8x4 -- Oct 11, 2010 -- Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 8x5 -- Oct 18, 2010 -- The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 8x6 -- Oct 25, 2010 -- Twanging Your Magic Clanger 8x7 -- Nov 01, 2010 -- The Crazy Bitch Gazette 8x8 -- Nov 08, 2010 -- Springtime on a Stick 8x9 -- Nov 15, 2010 -- A Good Time in Central Africa 8x10 -- Nov 22, 2010 -- Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 8x11 -- Dec 06, 2010 -- Dead from the Waist Down 8x12 -- Dec 13, 2010 -- Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 8x13 -- Jan 03, 2011 -- Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup 8x14 -- Jan 17, 2011 -- Lookin' for Japanese Subs 8x15 -- Feb 07, 2011 -- Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 8x16 -- Feb 14, 2011 -- That Darn Priest
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 9 -- 24 Episodes
9x1 -- Sep 19, 2011 -- Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 9x2 -- Sep 26, 2011 -- People Who Love Peepholes 9x3 -- Oct 03, 2011 -- Big Girls Don't Throw Food 9x4 -- Oct 10, 2011 -- Nine Magic Fingers 9x5 -- Oct 17, 2011 -- A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 9x6 -- Oct 24, 2011 -- The Squat and the Hover 9x7 -- Oct 31, 2011 -- Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 9x8 -- Nov 07, 2011 -- Thank You for the Intercourse 9x9 -- Nov 14, 2011 -- Frodo's Headshots 9x10 -- Nov 21, 2011 -- A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 9x11 -- Dec 05, 2011 -- What a Lovely Landing Strip 9x12 -- Dec 12, 2011 -- One False Move, Zimbabwe! 9x13 -- Jan 02, 2012 -- Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 9x14 -- Jan 16, 2012 -- A Possum on Chemo 9x15 -- Feb 06, 2012 -- The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 9x16 -- Feb 13, 2012 -- Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 9x17 -- Feb 20, 2012 -- Not in My Mouth! 9x18 -- Feb 27, 2012 -- The War Against Gingivitis 9x19 -- Mar 19, 2012 -- Palmdale, Ech 9x20 -- Apr 09, 2012 -- Grandma's Pie 9x21 -- Apr 16, 2012 -- Mr. Hose Says 'Yes' 9x22 -- Apr 30, 2012 -- Why We Gave Up Women 9x23 -- May 07, 2012 -- The Straw in My Donut Hole 9x24 -- May 14, 2012 -- Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 10 -- 23 Episodes
10x1 -- Sep 27, 2012 -- I Changed My Mind About the Milk 10x2 -- Oct 04, 2012 -- A Big Bag of Dog 10x3 -- Oct 11, 2012 -- Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 10x4 -- Oct 18, 2012 -- You Do Know What the Lollipop's For 10x5 -- Oct 25, 2012 -- That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 10x6 -- Nov 01, 2012 -- Ferrets, Attack! 10x7 -- Nov 08, 2012 -- Avoid the Chinese Mustard 10x8 -- Nov 15, 2012 -- Something My Gynecologist Said 10x9 -- Nov 29, 2012 -- I Scream When I Pee 10x10 -- Dec 06, 2012 -- One Nut Johnson 10x11 -- Dec 13, 2012 -- Give Santa a Tail-Hole 10x12 -- Jan 03, 2013 -- Welcome to Alancrest 10x13 -- Jan 10, 2013 -- Grab a Feather and Get in Line 10x14 -- Jan 31, 2013 -- Run, Steven Staven! Run! 10x15 -- Feb 07, 2013 -- Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 10x16 -- Feb 14, 2013 -- Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 10x17 -- Feb 21, 2013 -- Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 10x18 -- Mar 07, 2013 -- The 9:04 from Pemberton 10x19 -- Mar 14, 2013 -- Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 10x20 -- Apr 04, 2013 -- Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 10x21 -- Apr 25, 2013 -- Another Night with Neil Diamond 10x22 -- May 02, 2013 -- My Bodacious Vidalia 10x23 -- May 09, 2013 -- Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 11 -- 22 Episodes
11x1 -- Sep 26, 2013 -- Nangnangnangnang 11x2 -- Oct 03, 2013 -- I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 11x3 -- Oct 10, 2013 -- This Unblessed Biscuit 11x4 -- Oct 17, 2013 -- Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 11x5 -- Oct 24, 2013 -- Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 11x6 -- Nov 07, 2013 -- Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 11x7 -- Nov 14, 2013 -- Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 11x8 -- Nov 21, 2013 -- Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 11x9 -- Dec 05, 2013 -- Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 11x10 -- Dec 12, 2013 -- On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 11x11 -- Jan 02, 2014 -- Tazed in the Lady Nuts 11x12 -- Jan 09, 2014 -- Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 11x13 -- Jan 30, 2014 -- Bite Me, Supreme Court 11x14 -- Feb 06, 2014 -- Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 11x15 -- Feb 27, 2014 -- Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 11x16 -- Mar 06, 2014 -- How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 11x17 -- Mar 13, 2014 -- Welcome Home, Jake 11x18 -- Apr 03, 2014 -- West Side Story 11x19 -- Apr 10, 2014 -- Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 11x20 -- Apr 24, 2014 -- Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 11x21 -- May 01, 2014 -- Dial 1-900-Mix-a-Lot 11x22 -- May 08, 2014 -- Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
TWO AND A HALF MEN - Season 12 -- 16 Episodes
12x1 -- Oct 30, 2014 -- The Ol' Mexican Spinach 12x2 -- Nov 06, 2014 -- A Chic Bar in Ibiza 12x3 -- Nov 13, 2014 -- Glamping in a Yurt 12x4 -- Nov 20, 2014 -- Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 12x5 -- Nov 27, 2014 -- Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 12x6 -- Dec 04, 2014 -- Alan Shot a Little Girl 12x7 -- Dec 11, 2014 -- Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 12x8 -- Dec 18, 2014 -- Family, Bublé, Deep-fried Turkey 12x9 -- Jan 08, 2015 -- Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 12x10 -- Jan 15, 2015 -- Here I Come, Pants! 12x11 -- Jan 22, 2015 -- For Whom the Booty Calls 12x12 -- Jan 29, 2015 -- A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 12x13 -- Feb 05, 2015 -- Boompa Loved His Hookers 12x14 -- Feb 12, 2015 -- Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 12x15 -- Feb 19, 2015 -- Of Course He's Dead - Part One 12x16 -- Feb 19, 2015 -- Of Course He's Dead - Part Two
