ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

fuck off you waster.

hehe i come home.. i get dinner right, but i only get enough for me.

she's like, where's mine? i drop a piece of egg from my thai rice on the
table.. now go get it =p

she thought i was joking hehe.. i was dead serious so she made herself a salad =p

now if that's not a hint, nothing is!
subtle as a sledgehammer.

(i've got to admit, the pad thing is bad form.)

pad thing? do elaborate.. and make it as sexy as possible =)

ah sorry.. don't expect me to remember old posts heh even my own >.<

i need to have assistants for that as i can't be bothered with things that have
passed.

hey being a slacker's not a bad thing.. that allows people to really entertain
me.. cause if it entertains me.. it holds my attention.. and if it holds my
attention, i'm more likely to remember it.

under the assumption that it entertains me =p

for those wondering.. no it doesn't entertain me.

limited to forums.

irl is different story. that much should've been obvious heh.

just cause i said it'd be a different story doesn't mean that i'd be
entertained =)

hehe butt.

yeah i guess that'd be a fair statement. however, i can't be bothered =p

good call. there's a limit on how far you can get away with slurred lingo and
puns after all.

what's up insectorx! elaborate please =)

i see. ah well.. i guess he'll be nullified soon.

aydin my liege, you sir are irreplaceable.

you know that coy, fake smile michael does in burn notice? i'm gonna
incorporate that smile into my repertoire of smiles irl.