ME ME ME ME ME!!!!!

this thread titled "me me me me me me!!!!" ... i feel it's only fitting that i
give a little info about myself and add a life application at the end.

name: god
age: 1 trillion years
occupation: omniscience
height: 24 feet
weight: 900lbs
body fat: 2%
sexual orientation: straight
pets: 3 lions, 10 jaguars, and 3 goldfish
jewelry of choice: aluminum
significant other: too many to list (early estimate about 25 million)
concubines: sarah evans, grace sanders, mary tonnely, and daniella gabrino
military service: 10 years marine.. huuu rah!
tv shows i'm currently watching: not your concern [edited]
people i pwn: everyone
people that are currently within 3 ft from me: 3
girls that are touching me right now: 3
location: north dakota
where i aspire to be in near future: south dakota
author of: ten commandments, what would my son do, ways to peel a potato

application: don't believe everything you read.

ps: some of the information is true, it's up to you to decipher which ones.

i thought it was just a name...

go over the application part again.. read it a couple of times if you need to =p

most, like myself, won't make it that far.

you must be mentally retarded then

this has been said in other posts.. but i really really abhor nbc for
cancelling studio 60 =/

much of its demise is probably due to the execs deciding to pay the cast such
outrageous money. i realize the star studded cast but come on.. they're not
pre-madonna to the point that they wouldn't take a lower pay right? if i'm
wrong, then fuck the cast.

that being said, it's still a great show =/ those jericho fans should've
channeled their energy on a show worth keeping.. studio 60.

thoughts.. comments are appreciated.

smells like teen spirit.

lovely.

it is lovely isn't it!!

felixk = emo? =)

thanks from ireland 🙂 🙂

cute. stfu.

the song is remy zero - save me.

ok thanks that was random =p

oops, it was in reply to this:

hey god, does smallville air today? what time do you think it will be up? i hope
it's in sync, i can't stop singing the theme song, do you know what its called?
something about save me..

i didn't check the date of the post, i just saw that this thread was at the top,
thus having activity, when my post was added i didn't realise there was a page
two. my bad. :/

ahh i remember that post. i think it was super12's question.

i answered his question like 3 pages back hehe =p

dunno who he is.

but if he is indeed an asshole, i think i like him already =p