Just for the hell of IT

no option to create a new thread from where i'm sitting, which as you said,
might be a blessing in disguise.

yes, ok.

*straps on the cilice*

i apologise.

*tightens strap*

i will never again mention "that show". seriously, one bad joke!

*takes a firm grip on the cat-o-nine-tails*

it's gonna be difficult for me to type for the next few hours, what with
thrashing myself and masturbating furiously, so i'll catch up with you later.

oooohh yeeaaah, that's the stuff.

i shall now punish myself further by relinquishing the drambuie and drinking
only of last xmas' left over sherry.

just in case you're wondering, i thrashed that one out at maximum speed (good
job i invested in that asbestos glove). to be honest, i actually surprised
myself and it's not often that happens.

a rival.

in what respect?

are we talking asbestos gloves at twenty paces?

oi! get back here.

if i can stare, bleary eyed, at a screen then so can you!

i demand to know. do i need to wash my asbestos glove?

now that's disturbing.

oh dear sweet dog in heaven.

don't have him kick off on me now, i've got a head full of cotton wool.

no matter, my dear.
we love you, no matter how old you are 🙂

btw......

i'm back 🙂

hope you guys haven't been having too much fun without me 😛

damn good excuse for a well deserved holiday/rest, i say 😉

hmmm

this log in problem that i am having is really starting to piss me off ☹️

i want one!!

make that two. the other half is sure to pinch mine 😉

indeed

welcome back ma....

teell me about it.... i am just glad for oldies but goldies to fill the void,
doing alias again by my self, pretender with the missus, sg1 with the kids,
still....


i wanna stamp my foot and chuck a hissy fit untill the new season starts as
well 🙂