hhehehehehe
i just got that one as an sms. and a few more that you'd enjoy......
a man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. both he and his wife
decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them
a clue and let them guess. the kids, eager to know what the meat was on their
plates, begged their dad for the clue.
"well", the father said, "it's what mummy calls me sometimes".
the little girl screams "don't eat it!.....it's a fuckin' asshole!"
:lol:
i just got that one as an sms. and a few more that you'd enjoy......
a man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. both he and his wife
decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them
a clue and let them guess. the kids, eager to know what the meat was on their
plates, begged their dad for the clue.
"well", the father said, "it's what mummy calls me sometimes".
the little girl screams "don't eat it!.....it's a fuckin' asshole!"
:lol:
