Just for the hell of IT

omg. i don't think i have ever been so enthralled by a book.
i am currently reading twilight by stephanie meyers.
i can't put the bloody thing down!
the kids would starve if they didn't make so much noise to distract me 🙂

i'm on a christopher moore kick myself.

preferably, start with practical demonkeeping and work your way in, but if you
only read one go with lamb, it's a belter.

as far as the kids are concerned, teach them to make french toast (with
wholemeal bread), and just make sure you have plenty of oj and milk.

roughage, fruit and calcium;) job's a good'un.

you still read king?

dolores claiborne did it for me.

i laughed like a drain when i heard he got hit by a truck.

almost wept when i found out he survived.

can this guy not blow his nose without someone turning it into a film?

i love french toast!! (making me hungry now, so i guess i'm making it for
breakfast 😉)
but i'd be too scared to let my kids even attempt making that on their own! i
can just picture the mess that i would have to clean up 🙂

as for pop tarts, i don't think we have them here in aus. i vaguely remember
them coming out years ago, but i don't think that they made much of an impact.
to be honest, i don't think you can get them anymore.

i used to read alot when i was younger (and childless). loved it. but simply
haven't found the time in years to do so. i used to love stephen king, but that
was most of his early work. i've never been a girlie girl, so never ever got
into any of those pissy love stories. (barf)

so you've got the glass over the roach, and now you just just have to slide the
beer mat underneath. excellent!

chichipio is having a rocking good time wailing on the trolls:)

kinda reminds me of my dozen or so posts on lost 409. oh, happy days;)

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is it still pretending it has a "gang"?

as if getting berated and booted wasn't bad enough! are there no depths to
which this pointless critter will not stoop?

ha-fucking-ha!!!

oh, sorry apparently it's spelt fuk. what a tit.

just in case you're wondering, sweet lady vodka rolled in about an hour ago. i
lurve friday nights.

oh yeah,

lifting one to you and the members of the distinguished users club!

as long as "your grandfather" isn't a euphemism for little numaris, i'd say
you're doing all right after your trip into the desert:)

a little numi.
/me shivers
now that scares the hell out of me 😛


anyway. our gang is bigger than yours.
nya, nya nya nya nya.

i used to refer to mine as "the commander in chief", but then george w got into
the white house and it felt like a parody.

i was worried my cock would think i was trying to take the piss. 😉

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why do the words "slippery slope" suddenly spring to mind?

oh yeah, it's because i was brought up on a diet of carry on films!

that's probably why the only half decent impression i can do is sid james' laugh.

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can you believe that some people think i drink to much?

does it bear a resemblance to sylvester stallone?

are you, dornedec, proclaiming yourself to be numaris' dong?

if so what, specifically, is this disease of which you speak?

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i'm off to watch the secret policeman's ball 2008.

quite frankly the notion of sentient genitalia is getting slightly creepy.

ah, right, ok i should have specified between sensitivity and sentient thought.

good point, well made.

however, are you the speaking cock?

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fan of carry on films that i am, please; no "fowl" jokes. 🙂

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i first buried my face between a pair of thighs to munch some minge over a
quarter of a century ago, so it's safe to say that the birds & bees lecture
isn't necessary. experimentation not withstanding.

indeed,

it was bad enough watching a tv add with a sentient beer retrieving tongue

i have no idea what that is, and i hope i never will. i am, however, quite
happy to accept your word scifi. 🙂

edit:

while typing this i'm watching "back to you". between ayda fields knockers and
patrica heatons arse kelsey grammer found himself quite a nice little sandwich
to be the filling of.

nah, you really wanna, admit it..

ht tp://au.youtube.com/watch?v=4tml1z720c4